I'm still Maya. And I'm still an awkward spazz. Maybe this time I do better.
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frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

Don’t mock, this is the only time in the entire history of planet Earth, past and future, that 90s will be considered cool. 
Treasure it.
We dreamt of 70s the same way. Not the 80s, cause 80s sucked, but 70s were cool.

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

Don’t mock, this is the only time in the entire history of planet Earth, past and future, that 90s will be considered cool. 

Treasure it.

We dreamt of 70s the same way. Not the 80s, cause 80s sucked, but 70s were cool.

In my last post

I wrote payed instead of paid. I swear to all that I hold dear, I’m not that uneducated, it was a totally-spaced-out typo. 

I will admit that English is not my first language, but I’m not THAT dumb. Mind you, I take pride in knowing to properly spell past tense of ‘pay’.

And as usual, I expect this post that so eloquently explains I know how to spell to have a shitload of typos. 

That’s just my life.

And to answer satureja13's question (since I'm at work and I'm to lazy to install x-kit on this PC), it was actually quite easy. I just stopped eating everything in my path and I stopped eating after 6 pm. And now I'm at 136lbs and have been for the past six months without ever feeling hungry. 

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Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

All I see here is what an amazing dad he’d be to his daughter. I don’t know if he has one, already, but I can just imagine him helping her with her hair before school. 

My dad sucks when it comes to hairstyles, but he did teach me how ti fight. Judo just looks useless, it’s actually quite neat.

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Kristoff to his future son

kardigone:

Kristoff: Sven, you were named after the bravest—
Sven: Dad, you named me after a reindeer.
Kristoff: Yes.
Sven: I’m second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I’m named after a reindeer.
Kristoff:
Kristoff:
Kristoff: Yes.

Well, better to be named after Sven the reindeer than Sven the sheep.